Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
