His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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