its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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