So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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