I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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