Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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