i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He better not be in your backpack
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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