hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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