the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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