I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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