I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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