hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
