I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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