he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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