there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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