I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
dude. I can hear the air.
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