I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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