One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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