you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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