we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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