There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
