im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just gargled with NyQuil
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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