remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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