Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How's work?
Spinning.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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