do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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