so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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