Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
they're like a gay fantastic four
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I said "one day" and that day is not today
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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