It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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