Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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