why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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