He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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