You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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