Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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