Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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