butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
