Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
try to milk me bitch
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