Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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