went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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