My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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