i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
