Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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