problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.