Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck