Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.