fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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