We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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