What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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