he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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