your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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