"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He told me they were just razor bumps!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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