How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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