The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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