We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
