Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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