THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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