I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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