Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize